At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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