Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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