I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Girls should come with a carfax report
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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