I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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