Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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