We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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