Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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