i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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