Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
this just has baby written all over it
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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