is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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