i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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