My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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