Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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