I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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