Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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