He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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