how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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