i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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