I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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