Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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