Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
