the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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