? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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