yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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