If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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