I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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