i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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