your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I pour the whiskey from now on
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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