Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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