I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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