By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You don't make any sense
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