i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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