Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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