Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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