Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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