Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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