What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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