Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
ugly people sure do ruin things
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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