he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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