He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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