you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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