u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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