I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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