Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
