hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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