i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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