Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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