You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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