I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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