i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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