he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Bring me that man meat
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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