I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
one might say we're banned from that church
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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