What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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