Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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