He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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