Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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